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Gilmore Girls · Season 3

Sookie and Jackson in “The Big One”

Sookie

I’m not getting rid of my knives, Jackson. I’m a chef, I have to have knives.

JJackson

Sookie.

Sookie

And I’m also not cutting off the water supply and I’m not sanding down all the edges of my furniture. Now, I’m sorry that you think this house is a deathtrap, and I’m sorry that you think there is nothing in our lifestyles that is conducive to having a baby, but our kid is gonna have to be bright enough not to disconnect the water hose that goes to the automatic ice maker and shove it up his or her nose. Now go to sleep.

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