Is there something long and sharp sticking out of my head?
No.
Well I want there to be. There is an effect. I need a cause.
The cause was ten giant shots of tequila honey.
“Super Cool Party People” · Season 6
In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (6), Sookie St. James (4), Luke Danes (1), Paris Geller (1)
I've seen you wasted before but never like this. I mean we had you guzzling coffee but it just made you energetically wasted.
So now, what did I do in front of the camera?
Well when you spotted the videographer, you got suddenly very excited to film your audition tape for America's Next Top Model.
Oh My God!
Yeah
I thought that was a dream!
It wasn't
The posing, the strutting, the inappropriate gyrating?
All caught on video and several of Zack's friend's camera phones.
Why didn't you stop me?
I tried. We all tried. But you were on a mission. You kept saying "I'm not here to make friends! I wanna win!" And then after that...
There's an after that?
You tried to start a limbo contest a poker game, and a secret club for super cool party people only. None of those things really took off especially the limbo considering your choice of limbo sticks was Zacks..
[chiming in] great uncle's cane! Oh yeah, Is he ok?
He stumbled but we caught him. He's fine!
So is that all? Anything else I need to worry about?
Nope, after you crowned yourself arm-wrestling champion of the world Christopher and Rory scooped you up and got you home.
Super cool party people bid you super cool adieu!!
[Lorelai gives her a puzzled look]
That's how you were saying goodbye to people at the wedding.
Super.
That's what it is. Constitution face.
I brought you something
Aww did you steal me the constitution cuz that could be the start of a really dumb movie.
It's from Amish country. These little Amish girls hand make them.
Aww it's adorable. Patti look. An amish voodoo doll.
It's just a doll the Amish don't put faces on their dolls or pins in them.
Oh well it's my doll now. What the Amish don't know won't hurt them, unless of course I want to hurt them.
Forget it. I don't know how to read charts yet. I could tell you everything I know about the dominant and recessive genes of a fruit fly but God forbid I learn how to read a chart until I'm a 4th year surgical resident.
Marsha! Fabulous. You look like Sophia Loren.
MMarsha
I was going for Vanessa Minnillo on MTV.
Oh yea, I love her music.
MMarsha
She's a VJ.
AApril
Purple. I'm obsessed with purple. Probably because I'm obsessed with Harold and the Purple Crayon. I know I'm too old but it's still like one of my all time favorite books.
That's ok. I'm too old for US Weekly. Never stopped me.
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