Gilmore Girls · Season 2, Episode 10
“The Bracebridge Dinner” · Season 2, Episode 10
In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (4), Rory Gilmore (3), Luke Danes (2), Sookie St. James (2), Emily Gilmore (1), Kirk Gleason (1)
[Rory tells her mother about the school newspaper homework she's been saddled with.]
What?! Why?
Because, Paris wants the first issue back to be a double issue, so we have to prep over break, and… she says the news never sleeps.
What about Paris? Does she ever sleep?
I think she periodically makes a whirring noise and then just shuts down.
[While Sookie talks to the inn staff about the upcoming dinner, Kirk is clicking away, taking notes.]
Keep in mind during the Bracebridge dinner, we are not just servers, we are performers. So, anytime you're with a guest, you must be in character and you must speak Old English. It's a world we're creating here, so whatever we can do— Kirk, you're driving me crazy!
Who, me?
[He looks down at his laptop and reads.]
"Whatever we can do Kirk you're driving me crazy." Yeah, me. I'm… sorry.
[after the original Bracebridge Dinner is cancelled] Let's invite everyone!
Everyone who?
Everyone everyone!
Everyone everyone who?
Everyone we know, everyone we like...
Let's invite everyone!
An out of control, over the top slumber party!
I love it!
Me too!
Done! Spread the word.
I haven't said I'd come yet so I'm certainly not gonna suddenly become your messenger boy. [Lorelai gives him a glaring look] Eight o'clock?
Seven.
Right.
Gotta say sleigh rides are a little much but these horses are really beautiful.
[sitting behind the horse] Yes, especially from this angle.
Not just from this angle.
No, seriously don't back track. The horse has got a nice butt there.
That's not what I'm saying.
Nice firm hinie.
Stop talking about the horse's hinie.
Hey Mom, you didn't make it back to the room last night. Did you get lucky?
Could you be any cruder?
Yeah, I could be cruder. Hey Mom, did you get lai...
Thanks for coming!
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