“They Shoot Gilmores, Don't They?” quotes from Gilmore Girls

Sookie

Last night, I made coq au vin for dinner, so of course the subject of children came up.

Lorelai

Of course.

Sookie

All of a sudden, completely out of the blue, Jackson announces he wants four in four.

Lorelai

He wants what?

Sookie

Four in four. Four kids in four years.

Lorelai

Good Lord!

Sookie

I know!

Lorelai

Well, who’s he gonna have these kids with?

Sookie

Me, apparently.

Lorelai

What did you say?

Sookie

See, here’s where, uh, the problem comes in.

Lorelai

What?

Sookie

I think I said yes.

Lorelai

How is that possible?

Sookie

Well, I was totally shocked when he announced it and I sort of said, "O. . kay" and . . but I think he took it as, "Okay!" So, apparently, now I have to get busy.

Lorelai

Do you want four in four?

Sookie

No. But, I mean, I want kids. You know I want kids.

Lorelai

I know you want kids.

Sookie

But I thought maybe one. Two if the first one is really quiet.

Rory

The sandwiches are for the dancers.

Jess

I’m dancing on the inside.

Rory

What are you doing here?

Jess

I live here.

Rory

You have nothing better to do than to sit around inside a gymnasium all day staring at a dance marathon?

Jess

I don’t know. [to Dean] Do you have nothing better to do than sit inside a gymnasium all day staring at a dance marathon?

Dean

I wouldn’t direct any sort of comment toward me if I were you.

Jess

I’m just trying to support my town.

Rory

Good, then go back to New York.

Jess

Ooh, zing! I’ve been snapped!

Rory

You think you’re bugging me sitting in front of me staring like that?

Jess

You think you’re bugging me dancing in front of me staring like that?

Rory

I’m not staring at you.

Jess

Then how do you know I’m staring at you?

Rory

I am dancing. I cannot control where my glance goes. And the few moments that I can control it, my glance goes to Dean, not to you.

Jess

So you can’t control when you look at me, but you have to force yourself to look at him? Sorry, man. That’s cold.

Dean

My former comment still stands.

Dean

I’m not her boyfriend anymore.

Rory

What?

Dean

You know, I tried to ignore this. I really did, but I don’t know what the hell I was thinking.

Rory

What are you talking about?

Dean

You don’t wanna be with me, Rory.

Rory

Yes, I do.

Dean

Oh, please! You’ve been into him since he got to town, and I have spent weeks – months, actually – trying to convince myself that it wasn’t true, that everything was fine between us. But now I know that I was an idiot. You’re into him and he’s into you, and Shane, who by the way, should be listening to this ‘cause it’s so damn obvious.

Rory

What’s obvious? What did I do?

Dean

Everyone can see it, Rory! Everyone. And I’m tired, but I’m over it, so go ahead, go. Be together. There’s nothing standing in your way now, ‘cause I’m out.

Rory

I can't even open my eyes.

Lorelai

That's okay, there's nothing to see. Kirk's in a Speedo, Taylor's in a skirt, Al's in assless chaps.

Rory

Oh my God, stop. I'm never gonna be able to close my eyes again.

Jess

Dean's a jerk yelling at you like that, breaking up in front of everyone. The guy's a total jerk.

Rory

No, he's not..he was right...everything he said, all those things about you and me, all those things about me...lying to him, messing with his head. He was right. [pause, she looks up at Jess] Well, wasn't he?....Fine, he was right about me then, now go away.

Jess

He was right about...all of it.

Rory

So what now?

Jess

You definitely broken up with Dean?

Rory

Yeah, I'm definitely broken up with Dean.

Jess

I have to go take care of something then.