Well, we spent the first ten minutes on him bugging me to volunteer for more stuff at school, or in lieu of that to make a donation to build the new basketball court, and then another couple of minutes of me convincing him that what sounded like me going "Ha!" was really me clearing my throat, but after that we had a very pleasant, productive conversation.
“Application Anxiety” · Season 3, Episode 3
In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (5), Rory Gilmore (3), Luke Danes (2), Taylor Doose (2), Sookie St. James (1), Babette (1), Jackson Melville (1), Miss Patty (1)
He's going to be expecting Chilton High School senior, Trixie McBimbo.
And her mother, Bambi McBimbo.
State your full name. Better not get that one wrong, and nickname if any.
That would be Rory.
Or droopy drawers.
That was never my nickname.
Wrong! I called you that as a baby.
What?
That's right. Once you had these little Oshkosh cords and they were way to big. Once at the mall they fell right down to your knees and I said "Whoa there droopy drawers". I'm just afraid if we don't answer every thing accurately the Harvard police will come and hit you with an Atlas and say something mean in Latin.
You wanna open the soda shop in the space next to the diner?
It’s the only one that’s appropriate.
Taylor, no. No, no, no, and every day from now on 'til the end of my life, I am gonna come in here and say, "Taylor, no!" And when I die, I’m gonna have them freeze me next to Ted Williams, and when they find the cure to what I died of and they unfreeze me, my first words are gonna be, "How’s Ted?", followed closely by, "Taylor, no!"
Hey, maybe instead of going to college, you should drop out and I could quit my job and we can form an all-girl band with Lane, you know, like Bananarama. We could call it Tangerinarama or Banana-fana-fo-fana-rama. . .or something.
What’s that, a toy?
Oh, it’s awfully cute.
That is a professionally manufactured diorama of the proposed business.
Wow, there’s little people and everything.
They look so real.
Hey, it’s me holding a tiny zucchini!
Look at the horse drawn carriage.
My thought was to park it out front with the name of the business painted on the side. It’s very eighteen-hundreds.
The horse is taller than the front door.
Way taller.
What are you up to, Taylor? Are you breeding giant horses?
It’s slightly out of proportion.
Slightly? That little guy there could walk right under the horse without even ducking.
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