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SEASON 18

Family Guy · Season 18

Family Guy Season 18 quotes

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S18Holly Bibble

TATv Announcer

you're watching CBS. The loudest channel on tv.

NNarrator

[The loudest channel Starts blowing the Griffins away.] PREVIOUSLY ON NCIS...

Ah, son of a bitch!

Actor: SO, WHAT KIND OF NAVY CRIME DO WE HAVE TODAY?

[with a bloody ear] DAD, IT HURTS!

Actress: I'LL SHOW YOU. FOLLOW ME TO OUR WINDOWLESS HIGH TECH ROOM.

I love you Peter!

Actor 2: DRIVE THE VAN FASTER!!! HE'S HEADING TOWARDS THE PORT OF WASHINGTON, D.C, WHERE OUR NAVY IS HELD!!!

[Now with a bloody nose] I'm Browning out. See you on the other side!

[the Griffins, sans Brian, are on vacation during a hurricane]

Where's Brian?

Oh my God. When we evacuated, I think we forgot him.

It's okay, Lois. I left him chained up in the gully in the backyard.

[cutaway to Brian nearly drowning in the backyard back at home]

Guys?...Guys?!

S18Movin' In (Principal Shephard's Song)

Stewie, how can you afford an entire opera in your room?

Oh boy. Brian's upset because someone has something he hasn't. Do you know what I'm getting for your birthday? The ability to be happy for other people.

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