[when Chris kills himself when Peter tells him he runs like a girl, he is shown at his funeral in a dress]
Run like a man, you get a suit.
S15Saturated Fat Guy
S15Peter's Lost Youth
ASAirport Security Guard
Sir, you're not allowed to be on the carousel.
Okay, Well then, maybe you shouldn't have named it such a fun word.
Okay, now you heard Mom say I'm in charge. So, I just wanna lay a few ground rules.
Yep.
I promise we're gonna have fun, but there will be a schedule.
Uh-huh.
Just to keep everything running smoothly.
Sure, gotta have boundaries.
And I may assign a chore or two.
Sounds great, Meg.
Because it's more fun when everyone pitches in.
Hey, by the way.
[Stewie sprays Meg with a garden hose]
AAAAAAAAH!
I'm gonna flush your retainer down the toilet.
S15The Peter Principal
JJock
Well, well. If it isn't Meg Griffin.
Leave me alone, you guys.
JJock
Relax, we're taking the day off from bullying.
Oh, thank God. [opens her locker and her face gets burned off] Very funny. Who put the ark of the covenant in here?
[the bullies laugh]
JJock
Meg is so stupid. She couldn't handle the glory of God's love.
Please rub the H and the C off all the knobs, so people won't know what's going on. I want the first 4 minutes of every shower to be confusion and anger.
S15Dearly Deported
(Peter climbs the top of the ride and sees a bored-looking man at the top, but no slide)
Uh, where's the slide?
Park Worker (hands him something): Just eat this Starburst.
(Peter takes the Starburst and eats it. Cut to him riding down a water slide with lemons, oranges, and cherries on the side as cheery music plays)
Wow! Lemons! Oranges! Cherries! So juicy!
(a sickening crunch. Cut back to reality. Peter is on the ground with a bleeding head as the park worker looks down at him)
I don't think that was a Starburst. I think that may have just been acid.
Park Worker (as he walks up to Peter): Would you like to ride the Skittles rainbow now?
Is it also acid?
PWPark Worker
My friend, I'm an adult who works at a water park. If I give you something, it's acid.
I saw Lady and the Tramp, so I asked if we could eat spaghetti in the alley, but they said no 'cause of all the homeless masturbation.
IIsabella
Aw, I love that movie.
S15A House Full of Peters
Chris, meet Orville Redenbacher and his son. Watch.
Lois, is the president stronger than a king-- [sees Larry and Lois] WHAT THE HELL?!
Peter! Look, calm down. We're just friends, he's just giving me a friendly massage.
A friendly massage?!
Yeah, and what do you care? When is the last time, you did anything nice for me?
I ate that gross pasta you made!
LLarry
I might as well just tell you, Peter. I'm in love with Lois. I knew it, the moment we kissed.
Kissed?! [to Lois] Is that true?
Yes, Peter. But, I--
YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! [Peter begins to fight Larry]
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