(Peter climbs the top of the ride and sees a bored-looking man at the top, but no slide)
Uh, where's the slide?
Park Worker (hands him something): Just eat this Starburst.
(Peter takes the Starburst and eats it. Cut to him riding down a water slide with lemons, oranges, and cherries on the side as cheery music plays)
Wow! Lemons! Oranges! Cherries! So juicy!
(a sickening crunch. Cut back to reality. Peter is on the ground with a bleeding head as the park worker looks down at him)
I don't think that was a Starburst. I think that may have just been acid.
Park Worker (as he walks up to Peter): Would you like to ride the Skittles rainbow now?
Is it also acid?
My friend, I'm an adult who works at a water park. If I give you something, it's acid.
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