I'd be happy to get you an interview. And as a white woman, you'd be the minority here. Unless you're an alcoholic.
S14Take a Letter
S14The New Adventures of Old Tom
You know, Brian, this wouldn't have happened if you were just honest with women and had an ounce of integrity!
Yeah, Cool.
Don't pull rank on me! You ate a ring, you worthless tub of crap!
Yeah? Well, who's gonna fish through a tub of crap soon, you unemployed butt-munch!
Whoa, whoa! Let's calm down, guys!
SHUT UP, you unemployed butt-munch!
Okay, he found a burn he likes.
S14Run, Chris, Run
Oh my God. They just elected him out of pity, because they think he's mentally challenged.
Kind of like we did with George W. Bush, huh? Right?
[loud sigh] I guess. I guess, Brian. I don't know. Let's just watch some commercials now.
Cleveland, you didn't tell us you had plans with Jerome.
Some things are my business. You don't tell me when you play with yourself.
If you checked my Twitter feed, I wouldn't have to.
S14Road to India
People in love can overcome anything.
I guess you're right. I mean look at Jeb Bush and his wife.
[cutaway to Jeb Bush and his wife]
JJeb
Honey, do you think I'll ever become president?
[screen pans out, revealing Consuela to be portraying the role of Columba]
No ... no ... no.
[back to Brian and Stewie]
[angry] Stewie!
What? It's just a joke.
Yeah, but come on!
Look it up, man. Google her!
[admittedly] I know what she looks like.
I can't believe we're in India. Oh, look over there. Those cute little kids are playing Cowboys and Indians and Indians.
[three kids are seen pretending to be a cowboy, a Native American Indian, and an Indian]
K1Kid #1
I'm gonna shoot you with my six-gun.
K2Kid #2
I'm gonna shoot you with my bow and arrow.
K3Kid #3
I'm just going to stand here, wearing a shirt that appears to be a jacket.
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