Consuela quotes from Family Guy

[greets each resident as they enter the mansion] Mr. Peter. Mr. Joe. Mr. Bonnie.

Stewie

[to Brian] She doesn't know what "mister" means.

Mr. Mort. Mr. Muriel. Mayor West Mister.

Stewie

Oh, my God, seriously.

West

I know what you're all thinking but fear not, citizens. While I'm enjoying myself at this festive get-together, I've left the city in the capable hands of the Mayor-O-Matic 5000.

Take a letter, hold my calls. That's a matter for the Parks Department.

If you will all please follow me to third floor, I show you to your rooms. You are all expected for dinner at 8 o'clock.

Oh, good! I'm starved!

Quagmire

Settle down, will you?

[trying to have sex with Mary/Lois] I can't believe how hard you're making me work.

Well, I did have a good virginity coach.

No, no, no.

Okay, I think I got it. How's this?... [in Consuela's accent] No, no, no.

No, no, no.

People in love can overcome anything.

Stewie

I guess you're right. I mean look at Jeb Bush and his wife.

Honey, do you think I'll ever become president?

No ... no ... no.

[angry] Stewie!

Stewie

What? It's just a joke.

Yeah, but come on!

Stewie

Look it up, man. Google her!

[admittedly] I know what she looks like.