Francine Smith quotes from American Dad!

Francine

It's okay honey, you don't look like a giant penis.

Francine

I may be blonde with great cans, but I'm pretty smart when I've had my eight hours.

Francine

[landing on the ground after being punched by Thundercat] You wanna dance, bitch? Let's dance!

Francine

I deserved it for leaving the mop out.

Francine

(to Stan) Are you still moping about Steve? Come on. He's just going through a phase. It's like Steve is America and you're Arrested Development. It doesn't mean you're bad, it just means he's not interested in you.

Francine

[after Linda rescued her in front of the grocery store] I thought my boring routine was killing me, but it ended up saving my life. And that fake lesbian kiss, what a great idea!

Francine

What about Sanjen? I can't have an Indian baby! I don't even like Indian food!

Francine

I will not be a worn-out ho having breakfast for dinner with an abusive Persian. I lived that life and Stan saved me from it.

Francine

Nothing bonds a family like a dark, horrible secret.

Francine

[to Hayley] He never cleaned his plate! He just moved the food! Why? [bawls] Why?!

Francine

He's still the same person he was last night. It's just our opinion of him that's changed.

Francine

Doctor says I have a big, spongy cervix. Oh, listen to me bragging about my vagina. It's last week's PTA meeting all over again.

Francine

What, I have to pee since the 70's.

Francine

Oh my god.

Francine

I'm not ready for Steve to make the change. He's gonna have man breath, and his poops won't smell good anymore.