Michael Moore? Oh, you mean Michael bin Laden!
“Stan of Arabia: Part 1” · Season 1, Episode 12
In this episode: Stan Smith (7), Francine Smith (3), Hayley Smith (3), Roger (2), Steve Smith (2), Jeff Fischer (1)
So you know that Bullock claims to know everything. Well he didn't know his mother had cancer untill it was too late to operate.
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*shocked* OH!
Hahahahaha...
All right, everyone stay calm. We may be in Saudi Arabia, but it doesn't mean we have to panic or blame your mother.
How come all the women are dressed like ninjas?
They're wearing abayas. Saudi women aren't objectified like women in Western cultures. The beauty myth doesn't exist here.
It doesn't exist in Idaho either. Why wouldn't we go there? Talk about a bunch of dogs.
[after getting out of Francine's suitcase] Guess you forgot to unpack me on the ride over here, huh? Well, good thing I dropped a deuce in your nylons! I need a drink; where's the booze in this place?
There is no booze. Saudi Arabia is a dry country.
[Staring at her] Seriously, where's the booze?
I'm find us a satellite so we can watch Lost when I get home. Just because we're stuck in this wasteland doesn't mean it's not Wednesday!
Honey, maybe you and Rashad would like to go play.
Mom, he's like eight years old. I'm not a little kid anymore. My childhood died on July 18 2003. The day Kobe Bean Bryant was charged with sexual assault.
Steve-
Why was he even in Colorado in the first place? Black man don't go to Colorado.
[Hayley notices that Jeff is eating corn-dog in the movie theater]
Jeff, that's a corn-dog! We're vegetarian!
Still?
Does this furniture polish have alcohol in it? [drinks bottle] Hmm, tastes like I might die.
Oh, I invited the fellows over for a feast after work so I figured you could whip something up. Or as they say in this country, [clap clap]
Forget it! You may have me locked up in this house but I control what I do in it. Or as they say in my country, [finger snaps]
[landing on the ground after being punched by Thundercat] You wanna dance, bitch? Let's dance!
Quick!, cover your mouth. Thats how they enter your body to lay their eggs
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