Roger quotes from American Dad!

Roger

Tams, I gotta go. Yeah, the boss is being a real Catch U Next Tuesday.

Roger

[after spraying Mace in the face of an ugly girl screaming and falling down on the floor] I know, I know, bad for the ozone

Roger

[after being thought dead and being thrown in a dumpster] Can't a guy go into a stress induced hibernation without getting thrown in the trash?

Roger

I got beat up by a taco!

Roger

Does this furniture polish have alcohol in it? [drinks bottle] Hmm, tastes like I might die.

Roger

Oh, and uh, what happens in Saudi Arabia, stays in Saudi Arabia. Ok, seriously.

Roger

[talking to his cookie] Shush...don't speak. I'll go get some milk for your bath

Roger

Oh, God, I forgot. That's where you humans keep your boys. I'm so, so sorry. Here, let me help. [punches him in the crotch again] Don't be startin' what you can't finish, bitch.

Roger

[sarcastically as he goes on a delivery with Mitch] Oh, this is gonna be life changing.

Roger

[wide-eyed] That was totally life changing!

Roger

What are you doing, you animals?! Feet on the couch-I just steam cleaned! Salsa on the carpet?! But I vacuumed! [spots a male putting a beer can on the TV, sees a hand putting a cup on table, and another places a beer can on the same table then a droplet splashed] Coasteeerrrrrs! Aaaagggghhhh!

Roger

[wipes glasses and pauses] Tell them how you killed our baby, Amanda.

Roger

In the words of every sitcom character in the early 90's, and everyone in the Midwest through the rest of the 90's, "Don't go there."

Roger

Hey Algernon, what's wrong with you? Can't you get an idea without saying it out loud?

Roger

Oh my god, we're a broken home and I'm too drunk and they're to dumb to channel it into art.

Roger

Aw, Steve, your first gropefest. You won't truly appreciate the awkwardness of this moment until you're fondly reminiscing as a 35-year-old homosexual.