There was a Space War?
Space War?! No no. I fought in the Viet Cong in the late sixties. I've told you that story, right? Well the end of it is we won.
“42-Year-Old Virgin” · Season 3, Episode 6
In this episode: Stan Smith (4), Roger (3), Francine Smith (2)
Wow he is rough on you. He is elephant-making-love-to-a-cat rough on you.
[lays on the bed, posing] Hey killer, how was the kill? You need to wash the blood off your hands? Or better yet, don't.
Well... I didn't actually kill anyone. I tri--
[Hastily, crawling into bed] Ya know I'm tired, I have a headache, I've got a lot of work to do, my back hurts, it's that time of the month, I have an early meeting. **[Under the covers we hear the sound of something vibrating] Just... sharpening... my... pencils!**The part in asteriks is a DVD-exclusive scene and does not air when shown on FOX, Cartoon Network, TBS, or local network syndication.
I hope my son is still about to be molested! I need a half price ticket.
TMTicket Man
I'm sorry, I cant accept a full can. It has to be empty.
[Stan chugs the soda]
[panting] Polar bears... shouldn't give this... to their babies!
BLBad Larry
I'm glad to be your first. And I...shall become...more powerful...THAN YOU COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE! [dies]
What did he mean by that?
Eh, who cares, he's dead.
RRay
[gives Stan a corn-dog] I know it's just a corn-dog, but you'll never forget it. [exits as Stan eats the corn-dog, then reappears in the background] Where'd I park my car?
He's still the same person he was last night. It's just our opinion of him that's changed.
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