A character in American Dad!
Played by Wendy Schaal
American Dad! · 929 quotes
4th most-quoted character in American Dad!: in 191 of its 929 quotes
Most scenes with: Stan Smith (89), Steve Smith (33), Roger (30)
FrancineOh, my God! Stan!
Stan (as he hides the cannister of rat poison; disgusted): Oh, he's doing his Heath Ledger impression. Too soon, Roger. Too soon.
(Stan is inside Roger's mind. He happens upon a cave with a dying, Jiminy Cricket-esque bug locked in a birdcage)
FrancineYou're Steve's bully?
FrancineYou know why Chinese couples can't have their own Caucasian babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white.
FrancineIn 1st grade, they sent me home with lice. My parents said "Oh, 'cause she has lice. She has it for runch everyday." I can say it, you can't.
Francine[after finding out what Hayley did] That weaselly little sneak.
FrancineThat’s hot as fuck!
Francine SmithStan, have you...
[Stan accidentally shoots at Francine, causing her to fall down and moan]
FrancineDan Ansom Handsome gives me quite the wide-on.
(Stan comes home bloodied from his fight with Roger as Jesus)
FrancineStan, what happened to you?
Stan (looks down at his blood-soaked Santa suit): I sat next to Courtney Love on the bus and she sneezed.
FrancineStop talking, fish.
FrancineAll right, a reverse BM it is. Hey, that came out funny *gasp* Was that a joke, do ya think?
FrancineWe can't ride the bus, we're white!
FrancineHusbands and wives are best friends.
FrancineThat patch of hair in the small of Snot's back makes me sick.
FrancineAny dumbass can have dumbass kids.
Steve (tearfully): Mama, no.
Stan SmithSeth MacFarlane · 368 quotes
RogerSeth MacFarlane · 247 quotes
Steve SmithScott Grimes · 206 quotes
Hayley SmithRachael MacFarlane · 107 quotes
KlausDee Bradley Baker · 70 quotes
SnotCurtis Armstrong · 28 quotes
BarryEddie Kaye Thomas · 23 quotes
Jeff FischerJeff Fischer · 20 quotes
Principal LewisKevin Michael Richardson · 18 quotes
Avery BullockPatrick Stewart · 16 quotes
TToshiDaisuke Suzuki · 9 quotes
TTearjerker8 quotes
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