Barry quotes from American Dad!

Barry

Yes, Francine's first on my list. My list to kill! My name is Barry.

Barry

Stan, can we stop by church on the way to breakfast? Before I take my first sip of O.J., I like to take a big gulp of Jesus.

Barry

[beating up Steve] Let's kill his parents next. Let's kill them all.

Barry

Lori Petty is the man who played Tank Girl.

Barry

Steve, help Barry!

Barry

NEVER TOUCH A FAT BOY'S CANDY!

Barry

Well, at least we got to LARP long enough for Cat Girl and Glove Nose to permanently confuse what I consider sexual.

Stan

[Reading the instructions, trying to make Mac&Cheese] Hmm... Boil water. What am I? A CHEMIST?!

Steve

[Talking To Barry] You gonna use your diaper? Kinda floating over here.

Barry

Sure let me just [Screams] Sorry ocupodo.

Barry

Thanks for driving me home, Mr. Smith. We're going faster than people.

Stan

Quiet, fatty fat-fat fatty!

Barry

Hey, Steve. Somebody left this on your front porch. (gives Steve the doormat)

Stan

Great, it's the fat one.

Steve

That's a doormat, Barry.

Barry

Who's Matt Barry?

Stan

God, I hate you so much!

Steve

Mom, can Barry stay for dinner?

Francine

If it's okay with his parents.

Barry

Oh, they won't care. They never care.

Stan

Good people. My kind of people.

Barry

Oh, time to take my vitamin. May I have a glass of water?

Stan

Fatty can use the garden hose!

Stan

So, Barry, want to wind down by watching the best movie ever, Red Dawn?

Barry

I'm Barry!

Barry

Her eyes said, "Why?"

Stan

[eating a cut of face meat] Yeah, you can still see the look of betrayal. Can't grill that off.

Steve

Snot, remember that time I gave you half an orange?

Snot

Yeah.

Steve

Well, then let me put a firecracker up your ass!

Klaus

No, I don't remember you remember you giving me half an orange, so no, you can't.

Steve

Why does everybody hate me so much?!

Roger

Hey, guess what? I'm flame retardant.

Steve

Can I blow you up with firecrackers?

Roger

I don't see why not.

Steve

Awesome!

Steve

I will now recklessly blow up my cousin, Roger.

Steve

For good measure, I'm gonna set the whole thing off with this. The Finger Blaster.

フィンガーブラスターほど女の子を夢中にさせるものはありません。[Japanese to English translation: Nothing gets a girl going quite like a Finger Blaster.]

Steve

Ah! My thumb! I blew off my thumb!

Barry

We're gonna get in trouble! Ruuuuun!

Roger

Okay, golden opportunity. Say "Charlie, they took my thumb." [beat] Eric Roberts, Pope of Greenwich Village. You're a lot of fun.

I'm gonna break the fat one's spine!

Barry

I'm popular.

Snot

Oh, Steve! We've been playing "Animal Midwife" for two years! When are you gonna get some new games?

Steve

Maybe we should go to your place and play "Let's Watch Your Mom Sober Up Before She Has To Go To Her Nursing Job".

Barry

Ouch.