Are you drunk?
Working on it.
“Rough Trade” · Season 1, Episode 17
In this episode: Stan Smith (3), Klaus (2), Roger (1), Francine Smith (1)
If that were a real Wish Bowl, it would be in the Ferrari of a 600-year-old Incan on the way to his job as Jessica Alba's G-string.
[Stan and Klaus are at home, watching The $100,000 Pyramid]
This is what Roger does? He just sits here and watches this crap all day? What am I missing?
An elevated blood-alcohol content.
[later, Stan is watching TV drunk]
Things you eat! Things that are fruit! Oh, oh, oh, things you peel! Ah, I'm halfway up the pyramid!
You're watching The Price Is Right.
Shut up, Hayley. Oh, oh, oh, things that wear pants!
[alone in the attic] Things that are getting fat. Things that might be wrong, and Roger might be right. Things that should buck up! Things that will be proven right in the end! Aw, things that are just kidding themselves. Things that are useless. Things that are getting soft! Things that are stupid, dumb stupid-heads! Things that miss being needed. Things that need more wine to make the pain go away! [crying]
[Francine runs after Stan, trips over the mop and goes face first into the doorknob giving her a black eye]:
[Two cops come up to her]:
I deserved it for leaving the mop out.
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