Once we were foes lockin a death stuggle now he works for me. Stalin's up in heaven cryin' his eyes out.
“Red October Sky” · Season 3, Episode 13
In this episode: Stan Smith (4), Francine Smith (2)
Your mom's enthusiastic spending is exactly what Jesus had in mind when he invented capitalism.
Oh my god.
Then, I give my money to your mother who spends it on speeding tickets.
I like to race school buses!
SSergei
Let me tell you a little story, Stan. I truly believed in Communism, Smith...and I was raising my son to be a true party member. But then Communism fell and the wall came down. My wife, who had the strong, plain features of a turnip, left me...for a West German tennis equipment salesman.
SSergei
You see, I dreamed of coming to Langley Falls, Stan...because I vowed...the west stole my son, so I will steal your son...for Communism!
That'll never happen! Steve's an American boy! He's made of my American juices, baked in his mother's American oven.
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