[explaining how he got tickets to Battlestar Galactica On Ice] How does anybody anything?
(After Stan tells the story of how he married Joanna at the beach)
“When a Stan Loves a Woman” · Season 2, Episode 16
In this episode: Steve Smith (2), Francine Smith (2), Barry (1)
What the FUCK is GOING ON?!
[doing cartwheels] I'll take care of you, Mom. I'm a wagon wheel!
[beating up Steve] Let's kill his parents next. Let's kill them all.
(A crying Francine is being comforted by Roger's entourage of skanks)
Francine (sobbing): My husband ran into the well-toned arms of a more compatible woman.
S1Skank #1
Oh, honey, don't worry. Single life is great.
S2Skank #2
Yeah. Guys take you out, treat ya real special, take ya to all the best places.
Roger (as he's coming down the stairs): Let's roll, hos. You guys can have a kiss-fight to see who gets to eat the fruit that touches my syrup at IHOP!
(As Francine is watching Roger abuse his entourage of skanks)
I will not be a worn-out ho having breakfast for dinner with an abusive Persian. I lived that life and Stan saved me from it.
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