Steve, it's a beautiful afternoon. Shouldn't you be outside with your friends turning my tool shed into Mordor or Endor or... something heartbreaking?
“Frannie 911” · Season 3, Episode 9
In this episode: Stan Smith (7), Francine Smith (5), Roger (3), Steve Smith (1), Hayley Smith (1), Klaus (1)
[offscreen] Say it! You have to say it!
[runs back and forth naked] Help! Racoons took my penis!
Oh, I saw him go into your study with a sledgehammer and a watermelon.
What?
There's got to be an explanation. Is it Gallagher day?
Do you see a Gallagher tree, Francine? Roger's back to his old ways. I am livid, Francine! Now I know how bears feel.
[Roger is at this deathbed because his unreleased "bitchiness" turns to bile.]
OK. Send me Steve. Dance for me.
[Steve dances]
Mm hm. OK. OK, that's enough. I've got what I need. You are terrible. You've got no rhythm, no coordination. I've... I've seen two epileptics share a bowl of noodles with more grace.
[flower perks up]
If your goal was to inspire a feeling of despair the like of which hasn't been felt since Whoopi hosted the Oscars, then bravo.
OK, I think that's enough, Roger.
Honey, no. It's good for the both of them.
I can envision millions of Americans and rising up as one and demanding legislation that would require your legs to be amputated, burned and buried next to Hitler. In short, you suck. [at his feet] Oh yeah, that's the stuff
[as Stan destroys all of Christmas decorations] Stan Smith! Is this your idea of a good Christmas? Destroying your children's presents and terrifying Roger?
[peeks out behind the couch] Is it over?
What, I have to pee since the 70's.
[as Roger panics with a picture of night on his body] Roger painted me in my sleep!
[as Roger panics with a syringe on his body] Roger stuck a syringe on my chest!
[as Roger panics, now bald] He took my hair!
He took my land!
(She lights a Cigarette and blow smoke as she asked Stan about Roger) I miss Roger, don't you miss Roger?
Nope.
Well, maybe you don't miss him now. But sometimes, the things we take for granted...disappear. And we can never get them back. (She took a puff of her Cigarette as Klaus took a picture of Francine's G-Spot)
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