Marge Simpson quotes from The Simpsons

Marge

Oh, Bart. I don't care that this is just an act. You've finally become the boy every mother dreams of--A girl!

Marge

Five more water heaters and we get a free water heater!

Marge

Call me a killjoy, but I think that because this is not to my taste, no one else should be able to enjoy it.

Marge

What kind of civilized people eat the body and blood of their savior?! [Camera pans to Reverend Lovejoy nervously fidgeting with his Clerical collar.]

Marge

From now on, The only "witch" in lisa's life Is which boy will marry her.

Marge

That's not Sesame Street, that's a gay bar.

Marge

[grunts] Aaaaaaaaaaah, Nooooooooooooo.

Marge

I don't wanna get stuck behind the joggers from the fat camp.

Marge

Aww, Homie, you always mean to say the nicest things.

Marge

I do have a place you can go, where a sadistic man with government experience can feel right at home.

Marge

What brought you to Springfield? Was it our Frito Lay distribution center?

Marge

In two weeks, the only tie I'll be wearing will be for auto erotic asphyxiation.

Marge

[watches the people taking the rafts to the ground which the raft doesn't stop from riding] Um…I think we're supposed to get off "here"!

Marge

Bart, No more TV! We're going to get some fresh air and visit a museum. Of television!

Marge

This is the part where I get the kids out of the room.