[Marge is trying to find a good movie at Sundance.]
Ooh! Regularsville ! This might be the one for me!
[Marge goes inside the theater and sees, on screen, a man in a bra putting on makeup.]
[Shudders and immediately closes the door.] Okay. Ooh! Candyland ! A great family game is now a great family movie!
[Marge goes inside and sees on the screen, two hippies about to drug themselves with heroin]
[Shudders and closes the door again.] I get it! Every title means the opposite of what it means! Then I guess I'll love...Chernobyl Graveyard !
[Marge goes in and immediately comes out.]
Well, if we can't get into Sundance, would you like to check out its alternative cousin, Slamdance?
[In Lisa's movie premiere, Bart is laughing while foolishly throwing dishes on the floor]
[turns red in anger] You stupid kid! What if I walked in here barefoot?
[Homer realizes he stepped on some broken dishes in his bare feet. He screams in pain and strangles Bart in anger. Marge cleans up the broken dishes with a small broom.]
[off-screen] Happy birthday, Mom.
[groans sadly] Thank you, dear.
I never wanted to be famous for being mean. I wanted to be famous for catching Santa Claus.
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