Bart, get me my suicide axe.
No suicide axe!
[loud whisper to Bart] Later.
“Papa Don't Leech” · Season 19
In this episode: Marge Simpson (3), Homer Simpson (2), Bart Simpson (1)
I'm really worried about Lurleen.
Yeah, me too. Since her father re-abandoned her, she cut the word "pop" out of all our foods.
[Shows boxes that read ____ Tarts, Jiffy ___ ___ corn, ___eye's Chicken, ___pycock.]
[Bart pours a box of Rice Krispies, The cereal falls out of a cutout where Pop should be.]
You'd think living in a house of crazy people would be fun. It's actually really depressing.
RDRadio DJ
Here's a song that's rising faster than a rocket with a rocket up its butt!
[to Lurleen] If you ever come near Homer again, I'll strangle you with your own hair extensions. That's right, I know.
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