That church service was so boring! I did a whole book of find-a-words.
Dad, all you circled were the I's and A's.
Those are words.
“The Homer of Seville” · Season 19
In this episode: Homer Simpson (4), Lisa Simpson (2), Bart Simpson (1), Marge Simpson (1), Ned Flanders (1), Julius Hibbert (1)
[In the dressing room, after Homer's first opera performance]
Dad, you were great!
And you contributed to our culture!
[worried] Well, I didn't mean to.
No, no, it's a good thing.
Oh, good. This makes up for me showing up drunk to the father-daughter dance.
The dance isn't 'til next week.
Sorry, Lisa. Can't change the future.
Homer, you have a mild back sprain. And you also ingested a dangerous quantity of grave dirt.
Well, you're always telling me that I should eat more dirt.
Not dirt, vegetables!
...Which grow in what?
That doesn't sound like Homer's usual annoyed grunt.
D'oh, d'oh, d'oh, d'oh, d'oh, d'oh, d'oh. Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo. Stu-stu-stu-stupid Flanders.
Why the crescendo, my old friendo.
Get lost, you waste of mustache!
Okey dokley.
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