“Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes” · Season 20
In this episode: Homer Simpson (3), Marge Simpson (2), Ned Flanders (2), Bart Simpson (1)
[watching the St. Patrick's Day celebrations] Urgh, where's the IRA when you need them?
We renounced the ways of the gun and the bomb. [A double decker bus bearing a Union Jack drives past] Oh, in the old days, we'd have been all over that.
This was such a pleasant St. Patrick's Day until Irish people showed up.
Bail is set at $25,000.
[scoffs] I make that in a year.
So how about a little stakeout music.
Homer, I don't think we have the same musical tastes.
Well I like :AC/DC.
I like their Christian cover band :AD/BC. [Starts Singing]:Kindly deeds done for free.
And you have to promise me no "diddlies" or "doodlies."
Friend, you got yourself a deal-a-rooney!
D'oh!
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