Tonight, we have three terrifying tales of the... [sees the American Idol logo] Excuse me. [sucks it up with a medium vacuum cleaner] Now, our first glory story is... [sees the NFL on FOX logo] Oh, for crying out loud! [pepper sprays the football players and the logo]
[more logos were shown in front of her]
Can't anyone just watch the show they're watching? [kills the police officer in "Cops" with a tool, staples Jack Bauer with a watermelon, and microwaves Dr. House, then shows the feast that serves the family] Dinner is served!
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