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And now, we return to the Vic Tayback Hotel & Casino in Downtown Las Vegas for Has-Been Celebrity Poker.
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As always, all our celebrities are playing for charity.
What?! I am so out of here!
“The Last of the Red Hat Mamas” · Season 17
In this episode: Homer Simpson (1), Marge Simpson (1), Krusty the Clown (1), Lou (1)
My husband has forgot our last three anniversaries, he made a badminton net out of my wedding dress, which he never uses, and last week, he called out his bowling ball's name during sex!!!
Wait a minute, if she's going bird watching then why did she leave her Peterson's Guide to Bird Watching? [Looks inside] [gasps] Road Runners are real?
Sometimes it's easier to be cruel than to say what we really feel
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