There'll be another one in Yemen in 2027.
“Gone Maggie Gone” · Season 20
In this episode: Homer Simpson (3), Mother Superior (3), Bart Simpson (1), Marge Simpson (1), Lisa Simpson (1)
Now Maggie, I'll be watching you too, in case God is busy creating tornadoes or not existing.
C'mon lady, have a heart! I'm sure your husband does stupid things sometimes too.
[indignantly] I'm married to Jesus!
Pssh, yeah right. And I'm married to Wonder Woman!
Don't eat so fast! [talking to his hand that's pretending to be Maggie]
No! Me so hungry!
[to Lisa] You must wear your gown with modesty, not like Sister Marilyn.
[In a nun's gown, standing over a wind thing, mimicking the famous photograph.] Oooh!
Are you a bit of a Doubting Thomas?
More of a Curious George.
Well, little monkey, you should spend some time with the man in the yellow hat.
[Cut to Lisa in front of a picture of Jesus with a halo that looks like a hat.]
Step a side ladies, I'm bringing the peace.
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