Time to do what I do best, ruin it for everybody.
“The Monkey Suit” · Season 17
In this episode: Homer Simpson (1), Marge Simpson (1), Ned Flanders (1), Todd (1), Rod Flanders (1)
Go ahead, Maggie. You're allowed to touch the deadly weapons.
[Maggie picks up a pen-knife]
Ooh! It's a mugger! I'll hand over all my hugs and kisses--
[Maggie holds up the knife and points it at Marge, with an angry expression]
OK, be cool. I've got some candy in my purse...
Daddy, was mommy a monkey? I can't remember.
[yelling] No one was ever a monkey! Everything is what it was and always will be! God put us here and that's that!
But you said a stork brought me.
Uh, that was God disguised as a stork.
Who brings baby storks?
There's no such thing as storks, it's all God!
[praying in front of a statue of a stork] Please bless daddy and mommy...
Stop praying to that stork!
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