Go ahead, Maggie. You're allowed to touch the deadly weapons.
[Maggie picks up a pen-knife]
Ooh! It's a mugger! I'll hand over all my hugs and kisses--
[Maggie holds up the knife and points it at Marge, with an angry expression]
OK, be cool. I've got some candy in my purse...
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