I brought you a tuna sandwich. They say it's brain food. I guess because there's so many dolphins in it, and you know how smart they are.
“The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace” · Season 10
In this episode: Homer Simpson (5), Marge Simpson (3), Lisa Simpson (1), Kent Brockman (1), Professor Frink (1)
And these should give you the groundings you'll need in thermodynamics, hyperdmathematics, and of course, microbcalifragilistics.
Look I just want to know how to invent things, tell me.
All you have to do is think of things that people need, but which don't exist yet.
You mean like an electric blanket-mobile?
Well, possibly. Or you could take something that already exists and find a new use for it. Like...
Hamburger earmuffs.
Well, I suppose that would qualify.
Thanks, sucker!
Now, here's my "Everything's OK Alarm." [picks up a device that looks like a smoke detector and presses a button. It starts beeping loudly, with a sound similar to an air horn.] THIS WILL SOUND, EVERY 3 SECONDS, UNLESS SOMETHING ISN'T OKAY!
Turn it off, Homer!
IT CAN'T BE TURNED OFF! [The beeping starts weakening, then stops completely.] But it, uh, does break easily.
[after Homer shoots Marge with "The Makeup Shotgun"]
Homer, you got it set on "Whore."
Oh, sorry. [switches knob on gun] OK, this time, try to keep your nostrils closed. [Marge swats away gun, and the makeup hits a nearby wall instead] Oh, look what you did. Now I have to get my cold cream gun.
Dad, women won't like being shot in the face.
Women will like what I tell them to like.
In other news, Thomas Edison, the greatest inventor of all time, is apparently still inventing, despite the notable handicap of being dead.
That's my Tommy!
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