Hello, everyone. You know, Halloween is a very strange holiday. Personally, I don't understand it. Kids worshiping ghosts, pretending to be devils… things on TV that are complete inappropriate for younger viewers. Things like the following half hour, nothing seems to bother my kids, but tonight's show, which I totally wash my hands of, is was really scary. So if you have sensitive children, maybe you should tuck them into bed early tonight, instead of writing us angry letters tomorrow. Thanks for your attention.
“Treehouse of Horror” · Season 2
In this episode: Marge Simpson (3), Bart Simpson (2), Lisa Simpson (2), Narrator (2), Homer Simpson (1)
I'm not going to live in a house of evil just to save a few dollars.
Don't be so stubborn! We're not talking about a few dollars, [he's suddenly lifted up] we're talking about a few thousand dollars! [realizes this and freaks out screaming as he hits the ceiling backwards] It's got great high ceilings! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Uh, tell you what. [gets up] Let's sleep on it, okay?
Mmmm...Okay. Whatever happens...
What could happen?
[Marge groans]
Marge: [Marge sees Homer, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie fighting each other, and she gasps.] What is going on out here? Homer, Bart, Lisa, Maggie, stop it!
[shouting at the house] Quit trying to push us around! Stop saying those horrible things and show some manners!
RNThe Raven Narrator
Here I opened wide the door-
This better be good.
Darkness there and nothing more.
You know what would have been scarier than nothing?
What?
Anything!
Quoth the raven-
Eat my shorts!
Bart, stop it! He says "Nevermore." And that's all he'll ever say.
Okay, okay.
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