Geez, Louise. Look at this mess. I told that boy a billion times to pick up his jun---. [He accidentally steps on Bart's skateboard and he's sent flipping and rolling down the stairs. He screams the whole way down, cursing a bit as well.]
“The Crepes of Wrath” · Season 1
In this episode: Homer Simpson (3), Marge Simpson (2), Bart Simpson (1), Lisa Simpson (1), Principal Skinner (1)
Bart, if you haven't clean up your room like I asked you to, your father's trick back would still be aligned. So, you pick up this mess right now.
[Principal Skinner offers a solution to Bart's problems at school]
Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, we have transcended incorrigible. I don't think suspension or expulsion will do the trick. I think it behooves us all to consider deportation.
Deportation?! You mean kick Bart out of the country?!
Hear him out, Marge.
[Adil and Lisa debate at the dinner table]
AAdil
How can you defend a country where five percent of the people control 95 percent of the wealth?
I'm defending a country where people can think, and act, and worship any way they want!
AAdil
Can not.
Can too.
AAdil
Can not!
Can too!
Please, please, kids, stop fighting. Maybe Lisa's right about America being the land of opportunity, and maybe Adil's got a point about the machinery of capitalism being oiled with the blood of the workers.
[in French] He, monsieur, aidez-moi! Ces deux gars me font travailler jour et nuit. Ils ne me donnent rein à manger. Ils me font dormir par terre. Ils mettent anti-freeze dans le vin et ont donné mon chapeau rouge à l'âne. (You gotta help me! These two guys work me night and day. They don't feed me. They make me sleep on the floor. They put anti-freeze in the wine, and they gave my red hat to the donkey.)
FPFrench Policeman
Anti-freeze dans le vin? C'est tres sérieux. Veins avoc moi, mon graçon. Tu n'as plus rien à craindre maintenant. (Anti-freeze in the wine? That's a very serious crime. Come along, boy. You have nothing to fear now.)
Mon sauveur. Tu auras toujours une place dans mon coeur. (My savior. You will always have a place in my heart.)
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