“Maximum Homerdrive” · Season 10
In this episode: Homer Simpson (5), Bart Simpson (2), Marge Simpson (2)
There goes the finest trucker who ever lived.
He called me "greenhorn." I called him Tony Randall. It was a thing we had.
In 38 years, he never missed a shipment. But I guess this is one delivery old Red won't be making.
Oh, yes he will....and on time, too.
Oh no, Homer, no.
I got to, honey. I owe it to Red as both his friend and his killer.
Oh, let me go with you, Dad.
Don't you have school?
Don't you have work?
Ahh, touché.
Look son, it's one of nature's wonders, the convoy!
Oh yeah, I need something that will keep me awake, alert and restless all night long.
Well Congress is racing back to Washington to outlaw these. [Pulls out a bottle labeled Stimu-crank]
Sold! [Takes pills and eats them all]
You can't take that many pep pills at once!
Don't worry. I'll balance it out with a bottle of sleeping pills.
What's happening to me? There's still food, but i don't wanna eat it. I've become everything I've ever hated! [cries]
Dad, they're going to kill us!
Oh, why do all my trips end like this?
Your father traded all of our tools for M&M's again.
[last lines]
[realizing his car won't start] Does anyone have jumper cables?
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