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“Lisa's Wedding” quotes from The Simpsons

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“Lisa's Wedding” · Season 6

In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Marge Simpson (2), Moe Szyslak (1)

How are you doing in England? Remember, an elevator is called a lift, a mile is called a kilometer, and botulism is called steak and kidney pie.

OK, Marge, I'll plan everything: we can have the reception at Moe's. Wait. Why not have the whole wedding there? We'll do it on a Monday morning. There'll be fewer drunks.

Homer, don't be offended, but I've obtained a court order to prevent you from planning this wedding.

[looks through the papers of the court order] Well, these seem to be in order. I'll be out back in the hammock.

HHugh

You know, I rather like this pub.

Oho, an English boy, huh? You know, we saved your ass in World War II.

HHugh

Oh, yeah well, we saved your arse in World War III.

That's true.

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