Hello, everyone. You know, Halloween is a very strange holiday. Personally, I don't understand it. Kids worshiping ghosts, pretending to be devils… things on TV that are complete inappropriate for younger viewers. Things like the following half hour, nothing seems to bother my kids, but tonight's show, which I totally wash my hands of, is was really scary. So if you have sensitive children, maybe you should tuck them into bed early tonight, instead of writing us angry letters tomorrow. Thanks for your attention.
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