Bart Simpson quotes from The Simpsons

Bart

You have some big underpants to fill. I didn't know they made underoos in size 52.

Homer

They're called superoos, son, with pictures of the cast of The Expendables.

Bart

More like The Expandables.

Why are you doing this, Bart?

Bart

50% attention-seeking, 50% to drop things on people.

He's gonna visit my sky granny.

Ned Flanders

Pray for a miracle, boy. God can hear you better from up there.

Bart

[Pray to God] Dear Lord, please help me land safely. Or transform this basket into a flying killer robot that I control with my mind. Amen.

Ned Flanders

That's not a prayer.

Bart

My God says it is.

Bart

I feel kind of melancholy.

Homer

Hmm...melon-collie.

Homer

I'm sorry, Homer, Jr. You'll occupy an idealized place in my heart that no one can ever quite fill.

Bart

Therapy, please.

Lisa

Me too.

Bart

[sobs] Skinner didn't let me go. [sobs]

Homer

Really? Oh. I bet that submarine isn't so fun anyway.

Bart

[sniffs] You think so?

Fire that torpedo, Milhouse!

Aye-aye! [presses a button] Where did it go?

It was just imaginary.

Bart

Homer, will you take me to buy a comic book Tuesday at midnight?

Homer

And miss the back half of Jimmy Kimmel? That's when he experiments, boy.

Sideshow Bob

Bart, And don't you think the parts that aren't evil, are a little...pretentious.

Bart

Absolutely...we're talking about Lisa, right?

Bart

Don't want to be seen with you when you're hitting bottom.

Lisa

At least we hope it's bottom.

Marge

You can live with your no good son.

Bart

Hey, what did I do?

Marge

Nothing for 30 years. You're perfect for each other.

Bart

I am as healthy as a horse.

Marge

Horses only live 30 years.

Bart Simpson

I admit, I did make a voodoo doll of Mrs. Trunch. But I just asked for a stomachache, not a baby!

Principal Skinner

Classic wish maker's mistake: vague language.

Willie

Stop it! If you pull out these bricks, the whole school could collapse!

Bart

But there's a skunk in there.

Willie

[gasps] Scottish steak! [bursts into it, making the whole school collapse, except for the broom closet]

Skinner

You are going to rebuild on every brick of this school.

Bart

I want you to binge watch all the shows you've ever done.

Krusty

I've never said no to a binge.

[after getting beaten up by Nelson] I'm afraid I don't remember.

Bart

[relieved] Whew.