So, is there truly anyone among us without regrets?
I have no regrets.
Really, Mother?
Oh, I didn't see you there.
Speaking of return on investments, my Apple stock is up 3,500%.
Aw, you misheard that on purpose!
“Four Regrettings and a Funeral” · Season 25
In this episode: Bart Simpson (2), Homer Simpson (1), Marge Simpson (1), Mr. Burns (1), Ned Flanders (1), Milhouse Van Houten (1), Chief Wiggum (1), Seymour Skinner (1)
Why are you doing this, Bart?
50% attention-seeking, 50% to drop things on people.
He's gonna visit my sky granny.
RRafael
[to Homer] That's a ball-proof window, sir. Would you like me to ask Siri for a nearby hospital?
SSiri
[to Rafael] I'm sorry, I don't see any "hops petals" near you. Deleting all contact information.
RRafeal
No, no, I didn't ask you to do that, Siri. I...
SSiri
Delete confirmed.
Pray for a miracle, boy. God can hear you better from up there.
[Pray to God] Dear Lord, please help me land safely. Or transform this basket into a flying killer robot that I control with my mind. Amen.
That's not a prayer.
My God says it is.
It's all my fault. I should never have listened to those KISS albums when I was pregnant.
[to Marge] Marge, with all due respect, that's ridiculous. My Sarah listened to Mozart and Churchill speeches when she was pregnant with Ralphie, and he can't even open a refrigerator.
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