When I look at people, I don't see colors; I just see crackpot religions.
“Homerland” · Season 25
In this episode: Homer Simpson (3), Bart Simpson (2), Marge Simpson (1), Lisa Simpson (1), Clancy Wiggum (1)
He's like a husband in a widow's memory, perfect.
Bart, why is the dad I've always wished for creeping me out?
I don't know, 'cause you're incapable of experiencing joy?
Point taken.
You have some big underpants to fill. I didn't know they made underoos in size 52.
They're called superoos, son, with pictures of the cast of The Expendables.
More like The Expandables.
I'm not sure man who eats right and doesn't drink can be good in bed.
Oh, I've been listening to this song for three days, and it's only the end of the first verse!
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