MMoe
Read 'em and weep. The novels of Charlotte Brontë.
I thought we were playing cards.
“Labor Pains” · Season 25
In this episode: Homer Simpson (4), Lisa Simpson (2), Bart Simpson (1), Moe Szyslak (1), Carl Carlson (1)
You like lies? Here's a few: College is expensive, but it's worth it.
I'm sorry, Homer, Jr. You'll occupy an idealized place in my heart that no one can ever quite fill.
Therapy, please.
Me too.
I'm a Schwarzenegger wife!
But you're also the housekeeper. So it's all good.
[After imagining telling Marge about Homer Jr.] This simulation has been brought to you by your brain, a subsidiary of your penis.
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