A character in The Simpsons
Played by Nancy Cartwright
The Simpsons · 3,477 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in The Simpsons: in 792 of its 3,477 quotes
Most scenes with: Homer Simpson (338), Lisa Simpson (248), Marge Simpson (206)
[at some kind of restaurant]
BartI'm not going anywhere for at least 10 years. [Hibbert coughs a bit] 5 years? [Hibbert coughs a bit again] 6 months? [Hibbert coughs a bit once again] Should worry about that guy, he's got the cough.
[at a funeral service]
Worst funeral I have ever live tweeted.
[Hour 1, Homer tells Bart to eat his broccoli]
Eat your broccoli.
BartNo.
[Hour 3, Homer tells Bart again]
Eat your broccoli.
BartNo.
[Hour 7, Homer and Bart sleeping on the dinner table and Homer turns Bart’s Krusty alarm clock off and tells Bart to eat his broccoli again]
Eat your broccoli!
BartNo!
BartWhat's your soda refill policy?
All you can drink, if you buy a jumbo cup.
Careful, Marge, that's how I bankrupted a Pizza Hut.
Homer, this is my Freezer-ino!
Seriously, I am getting so tired of those stupid Flanders-isms!
It's the name of the freezer.
Okily-Dokahama?
Right next to Mount Fuji-I'm glad to see you!
A camping we will go.
Bart[singing] But where I still don't know.
A place that's filled with sun and sand, a desert steamed from Disneyland, keep expectations low.
BartWhat's a game show?
Something you make sketches about.
You know what? Apu leaving is the best thing that ever happened to this band. We're gonna be like Genesis after Peter Gabriel left.
BartYou mean more popular but not as good?
[angrily to Bart] Phil Collins-era Genesis is not as good, huh? "No Reply at All," "Land of Confusion," "Throwing it All Away," "Illegal Alien," "I Can't Dance," and I'm sure I don't need to mention "Invisible Touch"! Hmph! [angrily goes to the kitchen]
Mom, where's Dad?
I don't know.
BartAw, it's Christmas Eve, man, we do not want to set a precedent for fat guys being late tonight!
BartYou did it, Homer, you saved me from the bullies, you're the coolest kid I've ever met.
What about me?
BartYou're in the top hundred.
Booyah!
BartNow you're not.
Bart, I believe you're forgetting America's greatest wartime wheelchair-bound leader, Professor X of the X-Men.
BartIt's not that Professor X wouldn't get up, it's that he couldn't!
BartAw, jeez, I thought writing another hit song would be easier.
Well, it would have helped if you hadn't crumpled up all the paper before we wrote anything on it.
BartThinking back, I'm kinda surprised Mom and Dad let a crazy man spend all night in my bedroom.
Simpler times.
Fie?
BartYeah, look it up.
Used to express disgust or outrage? That's the worst F word there is!
BartDad, are you gonna snitch on me?
Moes before bros.
BartI saved you.
But you pushed me!
BartDuh, I couldn't save you until I pushed you. Girls make no sense.
I was pretending, and it worked!
BartYou know, kid. With your smarts and my Barts, we make a good team!
What are Barts?
BartYou're the smart one, you figure it out.
Homer SimpsonDan Castellaneta · 1,595 quotes
Marge SimpsonJulie Kavner · 677 quotes
Lisa SimpsonYeardley Smith · 585 quotes
MSMoe Szyslak164 quotes
Mr. BurnsHarry Shearer · 140 quotes
Ned FlandersHarry Shearer · 107 quotes
MVMilhouse Van Houten97 quotes
Krusty the ClownDan Castellaneta · 81 quotes
NMNelson Muntz79 quotes
WSWaylon Smithers73 quotes
Chief WiggumHank Azaria · 72 quotes
Principal SkinnerHarry Shearer · 66 quotes
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