[throwing flowers around] Soon I will get a thrill cooking patties on my grill! [jumps to the door, but is blocked by a huge sign in front it, which he reads out loud] "The Krusty Krab is closed on account of urchins"? Oh, I must be in a nightmare!
KMr. Krabs
[walks towards him, covered in urchins] It's no nightmare, SpongeBob. I'm closing me old girl up for a week to get rid of those prickly pests. Plus, I had a coupon for "Urchin-Be-Gone"!
What will become of me? What am I gonna do for a whole week?!
These pancakes are delicious, Sandy, but what do you call this sweet stuff?
That's maple syrup, It's kinda like jelly that comes from trees. [Patrick eats some pancakes before saying.]
Tree jelly? Gross.[camera widens to a jellyfish between Patrick and Squidward] I prefer mine on tap. [extracts jelly from the jellyfish's tentacle on his pancakes, The jellyfish then stings Squidward painfully and flies away.]
Welcome to Bikini Bottom's very first Arbor Day celebration.
[comes out his hair and beard] Well, I can use a trim.
KMr. Krabs
I think she said Harbor day, to celebrate old navy swabs like meself.
It’s ARRR-BOR day, It's a day to celebrate the joy of trees.
[walks upfront to Sandy] But Sandy, you've got the only tree in town.
Oh, you don't have to tell me who you are! [chuckles] You're Mr. Krabs - huh? And you run the Krusty Krab - huh? It's my favorite restaurant - huhhhhhh?
KMr. Krabs
Well, nice to meet ya, Petunia? I just wanted to stop by and welcome ya to the neighborhood!
You stop by anytime - huh?
KMr. Krabs
Well, thank ye! [chuckles and exits the Flower Pot] What a nice lady..
[takes away the KK's flowers, one by one] Pardon me, huh? Pardon me, huh? Pardon me, huh? Pardon me, huh?
Huh-m..Ohh-aaahhhh.... [looks love-smittenly at Petunia]
[enter's SpongeBob's workplace] Pardon me, huhhhhh?
Don't forget this! [holds it and points his spatula at a bomb]
[grabs away bomb] I'll just freshen these florets and bring them right back, huh-huh? [rips away flowers and runs to defuse them]
KMr. Krabs
[quietly talks to Squidward] I wonder what's wrong with Petunia.
Huh? Nothing's wrong with her! She's a perfectionist, like me! [hops onto his cashier stand] I'm in love with her, and I can't keep it a secret any longer! [rips open his shirt and runs to the Flower Pot] Petunia! [quietly laughs]
[gasps as she runs to the pot] I've got exactly one minute to defuse these bombs-
[disrupts Petunia's escapades and is seen standing at the Pot] I picked this begonia from my own flower garden, huh? [blinks cutely]
Oooh, that's a nice one, but I can't right now Mr. Tentacles, please step aside! Mmmm.... [grunts as she holds the bomb]
[holds out the begonia ring] Petunia the florist, will you ma- [Petunia explodes in Squidward's face, leaving him charred and stunned] Huh-huh?! [The begonia ring disintegrates into dust.]
You loopy, lovesick lummox! You sabotaged my whole plan! [Squidward groans in embarrassment, walks off, and rubs out a pile of sand over himself to make it look like a grave. A new flower pops up while doing so.] Woah! [spits and hops out of Petunia] Uh-oh... [A crowd angrily surrounds Plankton.]
KMr. Krabs
[growls] Not only did you play with Squidward's heart- [scene cuts to a sand-covered Squidward] but ya cost me twenty-four bouquets! I say we step on 'im!
CCrowd
Yeah! [subsequent angry noises]
[picks up Plankton with his shoe and cries happily] Petunia was very nice but I'm so glad you're back, Plankton.
Thanks, Sponge-Boob. You've given me the greatest gift I could ever ask for - just enough time to do this! [The Flower Pot transforms back into the Chum Bucket.]
[grabs Plankton back into the Chum Bucket] Let's go, buttercup.
Toodle-loo! [evilly laughs] No more flowers! It's back to the secret formula to me! [laughs again, but a spiked shoe flies at him] My iris!
CCrowd
[throw out objects and make angry noises, although SpongeBob seems to avoid committing to any violence, Laser guns pop out of the Chum Bucket.]
Mr. Krabs: Oh-no...
CCrowd
[lasers are shot in their direction] Ahhhhh!
KMr. Krabs
[looks at watch] You two have ten hours. [SpongeBob keeps marching in the background] And since you're the artistic type, you get to design it.
[excited] Design? Okay! [skeptical] Wait, what's the budget?
KMr. Krabs
Well, that's the best part! [pinches claws together] Zero budget! You get to be creative and use your imagerination.
[waves his broom over Squidward's head, creating a rainbow] Imagination! [rainbow falls on Squidward, turning him rainbow, and he shakes it off in frustration]
KMr. Krabs
[laughs] Can't wait to see your masterpiece. [walks away] Have fun, you two. [laughs]
[At the start of the parade, the Krusty Krab float is between Fred's leg float and a jellyfishing float with a robotic Kevin. Mr. Krabs is on top of the formula bottle and SpongeBob is at the deep fryers.]
KMr. Krabs
Boy, after seeing this float, everyone will rush to the Krusty Krab! How ya set up with those [points down] expired fries, boy-o?
[takes out baskets] Good and greasy, boss! [puts baskets in grease]
KMr. Krabs
Ready, Mr. Squidward?
[squished inside the patty] No, I'm not! I can't see a thing with SpongeBob in front of me!
KMr. Krabs
Excellent! It's our turn. Let's move it out! [The float crashes through the "Parade Start" banner. Bubble transition to the float for Larry's Gym moving past. Two strong fish are lifting weights.]
Next up we have the Beefy Bros from Larry's Gym. Whoa, look at those meatheads pump iron.[Larry lifts up the float and laughs] That's some impressive muscle hustle![An inflated Mrs. Puff floats down the street, being carried by kids in small boats.]
And here comes Mrs. Puff. Oh, as her own balloon!
Whoa, I want that balloon![Patrick's rock slides past, making a scraping sound.]
Patrick's rock is one float that doesn't float.
AAudience
Aah! [covers their ears, Bubble Bass gestures on top of the Invisible Boatmobile with Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.]
Oh, looks like Bubble Bass has hitched a ride with Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. And what's this? [Fred rides by in a float of his leg.] Not to be outdone, it's Fred in his incredible My Leg Mobile.
My leg! My leg! I'm in my leg!
[sniffs and inhales Perch's hair] I smell grease!
Oh, that's not me you're smelling, King!
Oh, good morning. You must be the new cashier. Nice to meet you. [continues cooking patties]
I can't believe it. It worked. [to SpongeBob] Uh, have we met before?
I don't think so. Maybe we can chat later, huh? I'm kind of busy right now.
This is the best day of my life!
KMr. Krabs
[walking to the register] Hmm, you seem weirdly happy for some reason. What's going on?
Last night, I erased all of SpongeBob's memories of me. Isn't it wonderful?
KMr. Krabs
You WHAT?!! [grabs Squidward] Are you insane, man?! [grumbles and takes Squidward to his office]
[Squidward, with his face turned into a deep shade of blue, gasps for air as Mr. Krabs lets him go.]
KMr. Krabs
To keep Plankton from scanning me mind, SpongeBob is the only one who knows the [bangs safe] combination to the secret formula safe! [strangles Squidward] And because he never wanted to forget it, he attached it to a memory he had with you, Mr. Squidward! I want you to un-erase his memory right now. [hollering] SpongeBob!
[appears, saluting] Yes, Mr. Krabs.
KMr. Krabs
[putting his hands on both of them] Spend the afternoon with Mr. Squidward here. He's gonna share some precious memories with you.
Oh, no thank you. I don't know this guy. He's a stranger. [to Mr. Krabs] Confidentially, he looks a little boring.
KMr. Krabs
You go with him. That's an order.
[Mr. Krabs growls as Squidward takes SpongeBob outside.]
So what are we doing now, new guy?
We're going to recreate your lost memories of me, so you can remember the combination of Krabs' safe.
Huh, sounds crazy-pants, [shrugs] but okay.
KMr. Krabs
Have you ever had to handle hot change? [close-up of claws, which have coin indents on them]
Sorry, Mr. Krabs. I guess we got carried away watching our animal double-gaggers all day.
[suddenly waking up] No, I believe it's pronounced bubble hangers.
KMr. Krabs
What are you [facepalms] barnacle brains blabbering about?
KMr. Krabs
[looks around and sees a thermostat] Hmm. That thermostat, that'll do. Now all we need is a distraction.
Don't worry, Mr. Krabs! [takes out two ice cream scoops] I've got it handled. [jumps out and poses] Ta-da! [plays the spoons to upbeat music] Oh, yeah! Check me out! Uh-huh, uh-huh.
GGGreen goon
It's so lame, but I can't take my eyes off the guy!
GGoobfather
I can feel the rhythm of his scoops in my soul!
Oh, this is the tricky part!
Goobfather and Mr. Krabs': The Ice Cream King!?
[speaking through megaphone] Cease your hostil-lily-- hostile-- quit fightin'! Ice cream isn't meant for brawling! It's supposed to bring sugar fueled fun, belly aches, and brain freezes to the world!
GGoobfather
We shouldn't be fighting.
KMr. Krabs
There's plenty of saps-- er, customers in town for both of us. [Mr. Krabs and the Goobfather eat their weapons and hug.]
And if you don't quit fighting, I'll use my ultimate weapon, the ice cream bomb!
GKGoobfather and Mr. Krabs
Ice cream bomb!?
GGoobfather
We've already stopped fighting!
What? I-I can't hear you! Uh, hold on, I'll be right down. Bombs away! [hits button and rides down on a giant popsicle, waving his crown] Whoo-hoo! Yee-haw! Yee-ha-haw!
[The ice cream bomb lands on Mr. Krabs and the Goobfather and explodes, covering Bikini Bottom in ice cream. Squidward screams as he is sent through the air. A guy eats the ice cream.]
GGuy
Hey, everyone, free ice cream! [Kids dive into the ice cream and eat it. SpongeBob and Patrick eat it.]
[with a wheelbarrow full of ice cream] Free ice cream forever! [giggles]
[pops out of ice cream and laughs] You're welcome!
KMr. Krabs
[turns up the thermostat and laughs] This'll sizzle their sorbet.
Try and keep up, y'all! Oh, my scoops are on fire!
PGPurple goon
His funky scoops are so smokin' hot, I'm sweating! [as his ice cream melts]
[comes through kitchen window with bag] Don't worry, SpongeBob. I figured you might have a little trouble [opens suit hatch] getting back to your homestead, [tosses bag into suit, several supplies start floating around in it] so I brung along some supplies.
And I couldn't forget [takes Gary from bag] this little feller.
[narrating time card] Several days later...
[SpongeBob's suit is now a murky green, and several items are floating around in it.]
[murmuring, slithering around suit, SpongeBob is whistling while cooking patties]
[holding four large trays of patties, grumbling, then loses balance] Whoa! [falls down, and one patty lands onto a customer's table]
CCustomer
Mmm. [is about to eat the patty, then has an allergic reaction, and scratches hives] Oh. [flailing arms, screaming] Whaa! [puffs up, falls over]
[As Squidward walks by with a patty, all of the customers start having allergic reactions.]
Oh, no, the customers are allergic to patties, too! [turns suit arm into vacuum, then reaches it out from kitchen, Squidward yelps]
[sucking up old lady] Quick, get inside the suit! [sucks up customer scratching back on table] You'll be safe in here.
[Several customers run around screaming as SpongeBob uses the arm vacuum to suck them all up. Customers are inside suit, groan, Suddenly, the customers' allergies go away. Customers chattering]
CCustomer
My rash is gone!
OOOther other customer
Totally cured.
[yelps, bangs on office door] Mr. Krabs!
KMr. Krabs
[opens door, money all over him, unimpressed] Yes? [eye stalks get grabbed by Squidward into kitchen] Oh!
SpongeBob lost his marbles! He sucked all the customers into that crazy contraption!
The patty allergy's spreading, Mr. Krabs. The customers are allergic too.
KMr. Krabs
Calm down, lad! I'm sure you're just exaggerat-- [has allergic reaction] hmm? [screams, then gets sucked in vacuum]
Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. I'll save you! [Squidward runs away]
KMr. Krabs
[enters suit, allergy goes away] That's better.
KMr. Krabs
Yes, every year that Ringmaster Mudkrab rolls into town and steals me customers. But this year he's parked his shabby tent show right on me property.
MMan
[drives by with girl] Hey, let's get a Krabby Patty.
WWoman
No, [points to circus] let's go to the circus instead. [they drive off, Mr. Krabs starts growling, on fire, slaps SpongeBob's watering can out of his hand]
Well, since there's no [points to the right] work, [begins to walk away] I'll be going.
KMr. Krabs
To the circus. [sticks out tongue, takes ticket]
[stops walking] To the circus?
KMr. Krabs
To destroy it. [laughs evilly]
To destroy it! [record scratches, confused] To destroy it?
KMr. Krabs
No, no, [pats SpongeBob's head] boy-o, not destroy. I said "enjoy." We're going to enjoy the circus.
Oh. [Patrick falls from the sky]
[grabs SpongeBob and Squidward] Yay! We're going to the circus!
KMr. Krabs
And it'll be fun [face contorts] for all ages. [laughs wickedly]
KMr. Krabs
Hey there, ma'am. [raises sunglasses] Is this beach taken? [winks]
Oh, my. Eugene, you're so well-defined. [sees Mr. Krabs has left] Eugene?
[Pan over to Mr. Krabs surrounded by cheering beachgoers.]
KMr. Krabs
Take a look. [shows off muscles] These are called gains, people. [flexes butt] Yeah. [strains]
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