SpongeBob SquarePants · Season 14
“Single-Celled Defense” · Season 14
In this episode: Plankton (3), Abrasive SpongeBob (2), Mr. Krabs (1), Sandy (1)
Congratulations, Plankton. But remember, this technique is to be used [points] strictly for self-defense.
Oh, of course, Sensei Sandy. [leans in] Uh, wink? [takes off gi] Buh-bye! [laughs]
[Sandy stares ahead with a blank expression.]
Uh, Sandy? [zoom out to show Sandy standing on him] Could you give me a ride to the hospital?
Whoops! [steps off him] Oh, sure, SpongeBob. Heh-heh.
Bad news for you, Plankton. [gets closer to Plankton's face] I don't have any feet!
[stunned] You what? [A close-up on Mr. Krabs' feet is shown, but they are very messy. The right foot has plasters and grease, while the left foot has barnacles and grease. A foghorn plays in the background.] Just my luck, I guess.
[sighs] Six to eight weeks before I can attack the Krusty Krab again. Oh, well. At least I'm not in traction anymore. [a wheelchair wheel rolls over him] Augh!
[Sandy is pushing a bandaged SpongeBob in a wheelchair.]
Oh, boy! Only six to eight weeks before I can work at the Krusty Krab again! [Sandy pushes him forward]
Ouch! Ka-ra-tay is a pain in the-- [gets squished against the road] ouch!
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