HHans
[opens the roof to the Krusty Krab and meeping is heard, and he has a box of pizza] Pizza delivery!
AFAnchovies and faux-chovies
Huh? [they move out of the way and the box drops in the middle of them]
AAnchovies
Pizza?! [runs away back to the bus and it drives away]
FCFaux-chovies
[smells the pizza] Mmmmm!
Mmmm, that smells good! [turns back into himself] Boing!
[Everyone else turns back into themselves.]
KMr. Krabs
[walks to SpongeBob] Phew! I thought we'd never snap out of that faux-chovy thing!
Sorry, Mr. Krabs! I didn't realize how easy it is to get swept up into a meep mentality!
KMr. Krabs
It's not your fault, boy-o. We're just lucky that pizza is the anchovies' natural enemy!
Yeah, whoever ordered that pie saved our lives! [he, Lady Upturn, Mrs. Puff, and Pearl open the box of pizza]
And we shouldn't let it go to waste! [Patrick rubs his palms together] It's still hot!
Oh-ho-ho-ho! [runs to the box and picks up a slice, walks away, and it falls on him] What? No anchovies?
KMr. Krabs
All that meeping made me hungry too! Mr. Squidward, we need some paper plates out here!
Squidward? Uh, are you here?
KMr. Krabs
Now just where is that lazy bum while all this is going on?
[injures herself] I need an ambulance! [SpongeBob laughs uncontrollably] How dare you laugh at my misfortune! Mr. Krabs, fire this cretin at once!
KMr. Krabs
You heard her! Come back when you're not a gigglin' idiot!
[laughs] Don't come back?! B-B-But Mr. Krabs, I'm not laughing on p-p-purpose! [laughs]
[gasps] He's laughing at you, Fifi! [faints]
FFifi
[whimpers, growls, and attacks SpongeBob for laughing at her]
[laughing] I'm sorry, Fifi! I'm a monster! [runs away laughing, causing everyone to become annoyed by his obnoxious laughter] I gotta hide. That way my laughter won't hurt anyone else.
EWEvil Witch
[reading the directions on Mr. Krabs' cookbook] A cup of milk? Two eggs? A loaf of bread? And kelp sugar? Eh, all right. [puts the ingredients in a cauldron] Shoo. [a plate of French toast floats up] French toast? [taps her wand in the green substance and hash browns, quiche, and huevos rancheros float up] Hash browns? Quiche? Huevos rancheros? What the heck? What's wrong with this blasted spellbook? [grabs the cookbook and reads the name] "Uncle Jimmy's Breakfast Magic"? It's a cookbook! Oh... I better find out who got my spell book, and fast. [the plate of quiche bumps into her arm] Huh? Right [the wand transforms into a fork] after I finish my quiche.
[Bubble transition back to inside the Krusty Krab, where the customers are still in the breakfast transformations with SpongeBob, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs in worry.]
Maybe all the weird stuff I've been cooking caused all of this. [Squidward looks at him unamused, and SpongeBob chuckles nervously] Would explain the [the Necronomicon book flies out the order window] cauldron too. [points to the Necronomicon flying] And the flying cookbook.
[The cookbook flies to the front of the restaurant and emits a green light, which grabs various breakfast items to create a body.]
[as the cookbook forms the items into a body]'" The cookbook is using tasty breakfast treats to create a monster!
[The cookbook roars and everyone in the restaurant screams. The Evil Witch appears with a purple cloud emit.]
EWEvil Witch
Oh, so this is where my spell book went.
[The breakfast monster kicks barrels and a table away, breaks off another table and throws it at SpongeBob, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs - which they duck.]
KMr. Krabs
Ooh, a customer! Take her order, Squidward.
EWEvil Witch
Uh, thanks, but I couldn't eat another bite! [belches] I'm here to swap books with ya. I think my spell book got mixed with your cookbook.
[with a bag of popcorn] Oh, my. I hope he isn't too hurt. [eats popcorn, chuckles]
[jumps down to Santa] Santa, talk to me, big fella. [grabs him]
SSanta
[groans, disoriented] Mrs. Claus, the Easter Bunny is here to see you. [points to Sandy]
Oh, that ain't good. Come on, Santa. Don't you know what day it is?
SSanta
Of course. [holds up a heart and flowers] Happy Valentine's Day! [kisses Sandy] Mwah. [falls over and groans]
KMr. Krabs
That old elf is one sugarplum shy of a fruitcake.
Yeah, bro. How is Santa gonna deliver our presents now?
He's not. Sandy knocked him right out of the sky with her big dumb tree.
That's exactly why I don't trust trees. [SpongeBob puts his hand on his shoulder]
But what's the point of having Christmas without any [screams] PRESENTS!?
You, like, totally ruined Christmas. [cries, running off and knocking people over]
Oh, no. This is all my fault. I'm so sorry, y'all.
It'll be OK, Sandy. At least Santa's having a good time.
SSanta
[walking drunkenly] Hey, where are you goin'? The party's just gettin' started. [party horn toots, falls down] Whoa! [party horn toots]
[puts her hands on her face] Oh!
[Squidward enters at The Krusty Krab.]
[his head turns Alaround) Hi, Squidward!
KMr. Krabs
[while putting his money on a cash register] What's with all thr joy, Mr. Squidward?
KMr. Krabs
You? Musician? Paid?! [Starts laughing]
Laugh all you Want, but it's True. I don't need This miniwage prison anymore! I quit! [Leaves in a huff, Mr. Krabs continues laughing]
[appears on the floor, exhausted from working as a cashier and as a frycook all at once; voiceover] I'm exhausted. I keep thinking I'm gonna wake up back at the lunch rush. I've been on my break for five minutes and all I can think about is getting my next order.
KMr. Krabs
[comes in] Why are you on the floor, lad?
Sorry, Mr. Krabs. Just takin' a break.
KMr. Krabs
Break?! Since when did you start takin' breaks?
Since I started doing both my job and Squidward's at the same time.
KMr. Krabs
Squidward didn't show up today?
Squidward hasn't come to work in six months.
[gets up] I just can't keep up the pace, Mr. Krabs. I'll go to his house to see if he's okay.
KMr. Krabs
Whoa, there, laddie! You have two jobs to cover. You can go visit Squidward when you're off the clock.
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