Yes, every year that Ringmaster Mudkrab rolls into town and steals me customers. But this year he's parked his shabby tent show right on me property.
[drives by with girl] Hey, let's get a Krabby Patty.
No, [points to circus] let's go to the circus instead. [they drive off, Mr. Krabs starts growling, on fire, slaps SpongeBob's watering can out of his hand]
Well, since there's no [points to the right] work, [begins to walk away] I'll be going.
To the circus. [sticks out tongue, takes ticket]
[stops walking] To the circus?
To the circus!
To destroy it. [laughs evilly]
To destroy it?
To destroy it! [record scratches, confused] To destroy it?
No, no, [pats SpongeBob's head] boy-o, not destroy. I said "enjoy." We're going to enjoy the circus.
Oh. [Patrick falls from the sky]
[grabs SpongeBob and Squidward] Yay! We're going to the circus!
And it'll be fun [face contorts] for all ages. [laughs wickedly]
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