Goobfather and Mr. Krabs': The Ice Cream King!?
[speaking through megaphone] Cease your hostil-lily-- hostile-- quit fightin'! Ice cream isn't meant for brawling! It's supposed to bring sugar fueled fun, belly aches, and brain freezes to the world!
He's right.
We shouldn't be fighting.
There's plenty of saps-- er, customers in town for both of us. [Mr. Krabs and the Goobfather eat their weapons and hug.]
And if you don't quit fighting, I'll use my ultimate weapon, the ice cream bomb!
Ice cream bomb!?
[gasps] Wait!
We've already stopped fighting!
What? I-I can't hear you! Uh, hold on, I'll be right down. Bombs away! [hits button and rides down on a giant popsicle, waving his crown] Whoo-hoo! Yee-haw! Yee-ha-haw!
[The ice cream bomb lands on Mr. Krabs and the Goobfather and explodes, covering Bikini Bottom in ice cream. Squidward screams as he is sent through the air. A guy eats the ice cream.]
Hey, everyone, free ice cream! [Kids dive into the ice cream and eat it. SpongeBob and Patrick eat it.]
Is this a dream?
[with a wheelbarrow full of ice cream] Free ice cream forever! [giggles]
[pops out of ice cream and laughs] You're welcome!
[turns up the thermostat and laughs] This'll sizzle their sorbet.
Try and keep up, y'all! Oh, my scoops are on fire!
His funky scoops are so smokin' hot, I'm sweating! [as his ice cream melts]
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