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SpongeBob SquarePants · Season 13

Sandy, SpongeBob and others in “Allergy Attack!”

[comes through kitchen window with bag] Don't worry, SpongeBob. I figured you might have a little trouble [opens suit hatch] getting back to your homestead, [tosses bag into suit, several supplies start floating around in it] so I brung along some supplies.

Huh? Yeah!

And I couldn't forget [takes Gary from bag] this little feller.

Meow.

[narrating time card] Several days later...

[SpongeBob's suit is now a murky green, and several items are floating around in it.]

[murmuring, slithering around suit, SpongeBob is whistling while cooking patties]

[holding four large trays of patties, grumbling, then loses balance] Whoa! [falls down, and one patty lands onto a customer's table]

CCustomer

Mmm. [is about to eat the patty, then has an allergic reaction, and scratches hives] Oh. [flailing arms, screaming] Whaa! [puffs up, falls over]

[As Squidward walks by with a patty, all of the customers start having allergic reactions.]

Oh, no, the customers are allergic to patties, too! [turns suit arm into vacuum, then reaches it out from kitchen, Squidward yelps]

[sucking up old lady] Quick, get inside the suit! [sucks up customer scratching back on table] You'll be safe in here.

CCustomer

Whoa!

[Several customers run around screaming as SpongeBob uses the arm vacuum to suck them all up. Customers are inside suit, groan, Suddenly, the customers' allergies go away. Customers chattering]

CCustomer

My rash is gone!

OCOther customer

Whoa.

OOOther other customer

Totally cured.

[yelps, bangs on office door] Mr. Krabs!

[opens door, money all over him, unimpressed] Yes? [eye stalks get grabbed by Squidward into kitchen] Oh!

SpongeBob lost his marbles! He sucked all the customers into that crazy contraption!

The patty allergy's spreading, Mr. Krabs. The customers are allergic too.

Calm down, lad! I'm sure you're just exaggerat-- [has allergic reaction] hmm? [screams, then gets sucked in vacuum]

Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. I'll save you! [Squidward runs away]

[enters suit, allergy goes away] That's better.

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