Remember, every cut is sacred. [karate chops]
[tries to chop a piece of wood but he shatters entirely. He then picks up some logs]
Do not carry the wood; let the wood carry you.
“Spatula of the Heavens” · Season 13
In this episode: Abrasive SpongeBob (3), Guru Greasetrap (3), Mr. Krabs (1)
Don't worry, Guru Greasetrap knows a shortcut. Close your eyes.
Ooh, i love suprises! [covers his eyes with hands]
[kicks SpongeBob] Surprise! [SpongeBob falls from the mountain as Guru Greasetrap returns to watching television as the game show dings and buzzes are heard "The Price is Right!']
[face palms and sighs] When I said your true spatula was inside you, I meant it was literally inside [opens SpongeBob's face like a cabinet to reveal a spatula inside of him] you.
[grabs the spatula and closes his face like a cabinet] Woah, it's beautiful! [sheds a tear]
Er, you might wanna wash that first.
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