Kahn has distracted Hank in front of the membership chairman. Ted Wassanasong goes to speak to Khan in private
Damn it, Kahn, do you want to join Nine Rivers?
Kahn frowns
...Unless you can show Mr. Ho that Hank Hill would be the perfect Nine Rivers member.
What do you want with that chicken-fried loser?
The PGA has refused to have their tournament at Nine Rivers unless we attract at least one non-Asian member. You deliver me Hank, I will put you up for junior membership.
You will offer me full membership!
Ted{meekly}: Done!
At a market near the Mexico/US border
I don't mean to sound racist, but this by far is the best selection of beans I have ever seen. I'm serious.
Oooh, tacos! Can I buy one?
How about some pig's feet? They look clean.
No! No food! You're going to get sick and this isn't some two-mile ride home from a pie-eating contest.
How about a banana? It comes in it's own wrapper.
Hank{sighing}: Fine.
Bill grabs bushels of bananas then proceeds to go pay for them. Hank sees shopkeeper sweeping
Uhh.. ¿Por favor? ¿Cervezas Alamo?
Shopkeeper points to a display of a Mexican cowgirl enticing customers to buy Alamo
Bill, Boomhauer & Dale{in unison}: Whoa!
Outside the Mexican market. The guys enjoy a long-awaited Alamo Beer, except Bill, who eats a banana
One beer's not going to hurt my driving. Look how fat I am!
Sorry, Bill. That's what you get for having a mouth full of banana when we all said "Not It."
Returning to Arlen. Bill is driving Dale's van
Step on it, Bill! I don't know which way it's coming out, but it's coming out!
Luanne and other girls enter Omega House. One member takes Luanne's luggage but a van pulls up and two men grab her and force her inside
MMother
Oh Lisa, my baby! These men are here to get you back to normal.
LLisa
Who is Lisa? My name is Jane.
D1Deprogrammer #1
Do not worry young lady, all will be OK. Thank God we got her.
D2Deprogrammer #2
Yeah, it was a lucky break. This cult has lawyers up the ying-yang.
Van drives off. Luanne enters Omega House
Omega House, party, woo hoo!
HJHead Jane
Omega House appreciates a mother as dedicated as you.
Peggy {chuckling}: I am too young to be Luanne's mother. I am her aunt.
HJHead Jane
You sound like an amazing person, I would love to get in your head. I bet you have many friends.
HJHead Jane
Well, people are often intimidated by those of high intellect. But you are a smart woman, no matter what your husband has told you.
Peggy {thinking about Hank}: No, I can't say he ever did that.
Peggy {thinking about Doc Platter}: No, not in particular.
Head Jane {grasping at straws}: Mother?
Peggy {recalling Maddy Platter's abusive attitude}: How did you know?!
