Peggy Hill quotes from King of the Hill

Peggy

[to Bobby & Joseph inside the tent] Son, Peggy Hill knows half a swear word when she hears one.

Peggy

Hank, I'm thinking of entering a Boggle tournament over at the Elks.

Peggy

Boggle is nothing like cow bingo, Hank. Boggle is a game of wits. Now, cow bingo is a game of strategy.

Peggy Hill

Well, look at us. At each other's throats. And after all we've been through. This family has survived fires and twisters and every strain of flu the Orient could throw at us. Well, we are not going to be done in by a lousy tobacco leaf. We're gonna make it. Together.

Peggy

We'll move to Berlin. Bobby will be accepted there. I read somewhere that Germans are a very tolerant people. Their culture admires all kinds of freaks.

Peggy Hill

Honey, marriage is about trust and she... well she betrayed him. It was like a knife in his heart when she stuck that fork in his back.

Peggy Hill

Oh yeah? Well my child is God to billions of Asians!

Peggy Hill

(subtitled): Your honor, I can tell you are a reasonable horse. I am very pregnant because of what happened with Lupe. She ate my bus accident and all I wanted was to make Lupe into a book. I have too many good anuses ahead of me to spend my life in a cigar factory.

Peggy

Bill is picking on Boomhauer? He hasn't done that since he had hair.

Peggy

If you think for one second that I'm gonna stand by while you go on a floozy hunt for Boomhauer, I...

Peggy

(giving in) Take my car. It's a chick magnet.

Peggy

What are you doing? That is not a proper way to interview!

Peggy

It's for the freakin' children!

Peggy

I really did stay sweet.

Peggy

Flapjacks! [rings bell]

Peggy

Wrap him up, college boy!